Well, I generally try to refrain from expletives whenever possible.

he was cosplaying as a tank but he’s totally a support

Maybe this guy can fill in:

A lot of things associated with humans are often found throughout the animal kingdom. Adoption, homosexuality, farming, education, etc...about the only things humans do that’s special are religion and college debt.

Yeah, those assholes exercising their constitutional rights that the original patriots fought for! Everyone knows that rights are meant to never be used!

Wild animals, road imperfections, cross-winds... I’m sure people have tried, though.

me reading this take

Oops. I thought this was DUAN.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Hi, have you met Jim Brewer? A popular joke of his is how he never smokes, but since his kids look like him, people think he gets stoned with his kids lol. Alas, it’s simple failed perception. It’s 2016 - I thought we were beyond the Thomas the Tank Engine’s “Don’t judge a book by its cover” song.

Can't wait for the Ciaphus Cain coffee drinking simulator.

This kid clearly loves his car, and it is just that - his car. Why do you feel the need to criticize something that makes him happy? My wife reminds me of this every time I make fun of a lowered Civic with a fart can - that car makes its owner happy, and that is all that matters. Most people probably don’t get why I…

Not sure of this. Many keep mentioning Jill Stein so...

or the DNC shitcanned THEIR candidate with THEIR money and they dont want to support HRC?

I’m not talking about civil here. I’m talking criminal. If I got hit, but was still fine, I wouldn’t be looking for renumeration, I’d be looking to press criminal charges.

Reckless endangerment? Negligence? I can’t be certain, but I would suspect that had the skateboarder not been idiotic, the McLaren might have driven off. Injury or not, that’s a hit and run.

you must be new here

Okey doke. Then slap a snail on it and get sideways.

this is a star wars reference, people

Nice touch with the serial numbers being the pokédex numbers.
Although I would have added some letters:
VEN-003 (Variable Energy Nexus), for Venusaur
CHA-006 (Combustive Hydrocarbon Armament), for Charizard
BLA-009 (Ballistic Long-range Armament), for Blastoise