Hadn't happened yet when I wrote this, KAY?

One of the coolest Mercedes ever with a Cosworth engine. Quick, racing roots.

With a diamond-encrusted whale penis steering wheel?

I think the worst stereotype in the auto-journo world is that the CR guys are a bunch of toaster testers who only care about reliability and practicality. I bet if they could release one edition of Hoonsumer Reports a year...they would do it.

Can these be modified to work with Warhammer 40k? If so, colour me interested.

We had been on a date and a half (the half date was he had asked for a ride home from something else, and then asked if we could just go to my place to watch a movie. I was too spineless to say no). He left shortly after to go to school out of state, and called me to tell me he had "received revelation" that we were…

I for one am greatly looking forward to the Koenigsegg Ragnarök, the quad-turbo V8 powered Koenigsegg SUV that will use Danish blood instead of gasoline.

PMS. Pissy Man Syndrome.

Luke, you've been posting tons of really interesting articles lately. What's your secret?! Where are you finding these things?!

Let's be real. We are all secretly waiting for this.

mmmmmmmmm, tastes like JUSTICE!!!!!

"Hello, Abarth, my old friend," I told the shiny red little egg as I greeted it in my driveway. "I've come to hoon with you again."

Dyno it.

NNNNOOOOOOO

BMW: Bourgeois Mommy Wheels.

I wonder what kind of PR message this is...

You failed to mention that car brakes actually contribute to global warming! Have you ever felt the heat that comes off those things?

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

He owns many monogrammed thermoses. Obviously.

Execute these fucks.