mmmmmmmmm, tastes like JUSTICE!!!!!

"Hello, Abarth, my old friend," I told the shiny red little egg as I greeted it in my driveway. "I've come to hoon with you again."

Dyno it.

NNNNOOOOOOO

BMW: Bourgeois Mommy Wheels.

I wonder what kind of PR message this is...

You failed to mention that car brakes actually contribute to global warming! Have you ever felt the heat that comes off those things?

Not to mention their effect at suppressing the baby population.

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

He owns many monogrammed thermoses. Obviously.

Execute these fucks.

Yes, of course. Definitely the government and environmentalists fault. Couldn't possibly be that the corporation decided that that level of engineering wasn't cost-effective. No way.

I'd like to see it at the Chicago Auto Show, but it may be too soon.

Wool?

"Why you no love me?"

Well, hopefully we will all have our free of charge surgically attached bootstraps by then.

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