They steal the back end from an early 2000’s Saturn?

Minnesota gave us Prince, who I believe is the best, most original and groundbreaking musician of the last 50 years. He was written 26,174 great songs and one turkey. The turkey?

* pushes up thick, unattractive glasses *

Practice like you’re going to play, by taking a shit on the field.

Having trouble finishing the article because I was mesmerized by that blocked punt Vine.

lol

I don’t think you know how to read.

If “joyless hag” isn’t in my obit I’ll have failed myself in life.

Because that’s the important thing we should be taking from this article. Thank you for showing us what truly matters.

From the AP Style Guide:

You can say “completed suicide” (also accepted by MH professionals) if for whatever reason you have such an objection to saying “died by suicide.” It’s part of trying to destigmatize it and, as Anna says, it is the correct terminology for MH professionals. it’s about sensitivity, much like its now appropriate to say…

I’m in shock with how she was able to do that for so long. I’ve heard of other women doing this and getting caught. Those ones didn't have other kids. It is still shocking.

that.. is.. insane..

So basically, if your day was just going a little TOO well

Dammit, UVA. I loved you so much. I was the first black person in my graduate program which was both exciting and shocking since it was the early aughts but you were so good to me. So good I even got a V-Sabers tattoo. That’s how awesome the experience was. Sure, you seemed to have a somewhat overabundance of frat…

B..but don’t you get it, Jia?

You’d think the first — and easiest — idea would be to do a whole issue pretending the casual racism (and not so casual racism) happens to white people. Like an article about a Vinyard Vines wearing white guy followed around Ragged Mountain Running (“He didn’t look like he ran anything other than his Yukon’s engine’…

Right! Which brings me to the Walking Dead!!! In the South but less than a handful of people at any time on the show is Black?! Go figure!

Suzanne Collins even came out and flat-out stated that Rue was black.