Who had a name that means "suitcase." It makes no difference to me who he was named after; the kid was given a name that means suitcase. I would never, ever do that to my child. Then again, I have ZERO patience for the crap that passes for Western names lately. My god, the things people saddle their children with.

Who has a name that means "suitcase." It says right in the article he was probably named after someone else named Satchel, and that just makes zero difference to me. What an AWFUL name. Just awful. In my opinion.

...who has a name that means "suitcase." I don't think I made myself clear - if I was named Satchel, no matter who I was named after, I would be changing my name so fast my mom's head would spin.

I don't think I made myself clear. I feel terrible for whomever has the name "Satchel." So Mia named her son after a baseball player....who has a name that means "suitcase." It's insane to me.

What difference does that make? The name Satchel is positively horrific. I mean, in my opinion. I wouldn't care at all who I was named after if my name was "Handbag" or "Suitcase" or "Valise" or "Portmanteau."

Would any white person who adopts children of other races be considered to have a "white savior complex" to you?

And the star character of Empty Nest was a father.

I have heard the term "empty nest" or "empty nester(s)" since I was a child (watching the show "Empty Nest"). The term describes ANY PARENT whose children have moved out once they hit legal age or college or what-have-you. There is no gender to the term at all. In fact, the show Empty Nest was about a single father who…

Soon-Yi - married. Dylan - allegedly molested.

Honestly, if my name was freakin Satchel, I would've gone as far as trying to get myself emancipated if I couldn't change my name. SATCHEL. She named her son after a piece of luggage. And not even one with a slightly musical name or something. Satchel?? UGH.

I think you'd have to be a little unhinged to spend over a decade with a creepy dude who ends up married to your daughter, who was 8 years old when you started dating the guy.

I have never laughed so hard at a Jezebel article. "Well, even though I personally, myself, registered for a WOMEN'S STUDIES COURSE, I feel I should be the only one given SPECIAL PRIVILEGE to MISS THE ENTIRE FUCKING SEMESTER because women make me uncomfortable."

Exactly. Had she chosen to have sex, it would've been statutory rape and she's the victim. Yet her mother forces her to do this, and SHE, the CHILD, is arrested?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

That...took a sudden, dark turn.

Costa Rica. A trip which, in true Toby fashion, ends with him in traction in a hospital after a zip-lining accident. Broken neck. Third day. I love that show.

This is what being a grown up looks like! Good for you, and don't let the rejection stop you from continuing to try. :)

While you're technically correct, this arose in response to the surprisingly high number of men on reddit who talk about being "friendzoned" in the most condescending, ridiculous way possible. They basically talk like these women who they claim to have such strong feelings for are just bitches using them for [insert…

Bahahaha, good point. :)

The fact that they were made in China sorta put a damper on the whole thing though, no?

No one thinks she deserved it. We think she's a grown ass woman and there's no excuse - none - for actually typing out the disgusting things she typed. NONE. And pretending there is makes all women look like weak idiots who can't be responsible for their own actions. What this doctor did is reprehensible. He…