Hahaha! Exactly. I could've eaten an entire smorgasbord by the time the reception ended.

In New York it's the dessert table. In addition to a wedding cake, there's a giant spread of every kind of dessert you can imagine, and a few you couldn't. (Have you ever had tortufa? OH MY GOD.) They usually feature a giant chocolate fountain as well. I've never seen anyone do that here in AZ, but going back to NY…

My mom's side of the family is Italian Catholic from Brooklyn; my dad's side is Irish Catholic from Brooklyn. I still tell people that I felt like I was in the opening scene in the Godfather during my wedding - all kinds of family members and friends whispered congratulatory sentiments in my ear and slipped me an…

Ha! People vastly underestimate the ravenous hunger that overtakes the bride(s) and groom(s) as the reception starts to dwindle. You realize you've barely touched your meal because everyone's coming up to say congrats, or you're going to tables to thank everyone for being there. The only cake you've actually consumed…

Oh, my. I would love to hear more about this. Who thinks like that?!

I literally laughed out loud. Actual laughter produced. I sure as hell did mine wrong, too!

I was spanked as a child - very rarely and only when time outs, talking, yelling...every other kind of discipline didn't work. We do the same with our kids - it's very rare, though. I would say this entire year we've spanked exactly twice (2 boys, 4 and 5). I think when kids are still very young it's an appropriate…

They may have covers like that, but the letters to the editor's two months later are outraged that they put someone like Justin Bieber on the cover. Vanity Fair is pretty hard-hitting journalism. Their articles are like this:

Vanity Fair is in no way a women's magazine. In fact, I would say that most of their pieces are aimed more at men.

Vanity Fair is in no way a women's magazine, though.

Hmm. Am I the only one who can't figure out how to actually look at the full infographic? There are no links, and you can't maximize the pic...

OK, that makes sense. I don't ever say, "You have such beautiful brown skin, or beautiful white skin," or whatever. I'm pretty much just talking about the smoothness or clearness of skin; I don't even see the color. I just think clear, smooth skin is beautiful, regardless of the shade.

Haha, yeah, I definitely posted that before I saw the poster saying that family is from a TV show and that is, in fact, Dax. :)

How is that NOT Dax Shephard.

Being adopted, I'd give almost ANYTHING to have an answer to that question. Maybe it's not fair, but to hear how pissed off some of you get being asked that makes me really, really mad.

OK, touching...that's just crazy. Why do people ever think it's OK to touch someone they don't even know?!

Well...yes. I'm in my 30s now, but until a few years ago people complimented my complexion regularly. (I'm adopted so I don't know my exact nationality, but I am definitely Caucasian-looking - most people assume Italian). I have complimented the skin color of all types of people; I never realized I was offending…

Absolutely.

THIS RIGHT HERE for petites as well. Just because I'm short doesn't mean I want to look like a grandma when I get dressed! What the hell!

What? YOU called her a racist. If anything, Blanket pointed out that this is something upper-class white women do. You are the one who started talking about Mongolia. I mean...are you even paying attention?