I have the overwhelming urge to go buy a Subaru, for some strange reason....

I saw what you did there....#COTD nomination!

God tooketh the lowly Juke, and blessed it with the drivertrain of the mighty GTR. And God saw everything what he had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.

Do I make you horny baby?? YEAH BABY YEAH!!

Why yes...I WILL be needing the optional car renters' accident insurance...

Mama Cass didn't die after all.....it appears she took on a life of fighting crime in Gotham...

I am a saaaaaad Batman........(urp)

Ok well I'll admit, this one is a big fat "I don't know". This would be like dating a supermodel with a heroin addiction....you know you want her, but once you got her, what do you do with her? I'm gonna say crack pipe, but just because the car would have to be lawn art once you bought it.

Sounds scary.....and strangely delicious....

WINNING!!!

Sure, I'd say the plane was parked and the albatross hit it at roughly 550mph.

Nissan Rogue. What the hell is a SLAWD!?!?

Can we say overkill?

Crack Pipe. This is what happens when you mix a fifth of Crown with a sawzall....

Congratulations Owen! We are in process of readying your grand prize automobile for delivery, but would like to offer you this eco-friendly loaner car in the interim. Enjoy!!

Step one: Buy Volt.

The last thing to go through that bird's mind? It's ass.