This was amazing. It's like a combination of a demolition derby, 24 hours of Lemons, and NASCAR and some how better than all three of those put together.

Also 2 wheeled Robin doesn't give up, ever.

I was going to say 99 Turbo but it was a bit old for the given period.

Everytime I've been to CO it's rained, which means nothing since I've only been there maybe 15 days in total, but I would guess the mountain folks would have better luck at this than the flatlanders.

Stupid broken sarcasometer.

99% of Americans are afraid of driving in ice and snow, the other 1% live in Alaska

None of them. I've dealt with multiple bad drivers from all 50 so maybe this should be least worst?

Why spend the money for entire factory to produce one car? It looks more like they left the pro photographer with the light kit at home due to cost.

900 Turbo?

I can't decide on who wants this more from the Jalopnik crew. Jason "Beetlejuice" Torchinsky, or Raphael "Duneslayer" Orlove.

There better be a SAAB 99 Turbo on the next one.

I prefer safety to be the 25th thing on my mind.

Because out of a 100 cars made in this hypothetical world x would 54 would be made in Asia based on how production is distributed this way. Doing percentile this way makes it more accessible and lets you imagine who is the one person driving an Iranian car.

It is humor. It plays off your tag line and brings it home in a light hearted fashion while still maintaing the base concept.

No, it's statistics.

The thing is, most likely it was nabbed by classic car thieves who may fix it up if it needs it but otherwise leave em alone since they're more valuable as whole cars.

Lotta money in zergs and Wicker Park.

"I have two kids and a dog. I need to have a Chevy Suburban to have enough space and safety to haul them around!"

To The Balvenie line I can also recommend: the 21 Portwood which is an excellent stablemate to those lovely ones you also posted.

Both of these still look cooler.

Yes please. Nowadays no European is going to want our chicken so no worries there, and the Chinese only seem to want the feet, and maybe we can then have more light trucks.