So much better than half the fuckwits at the NFL Network who say "Jag-Wires." Sounds like an ethnic slur.

You have to admit, though, it sounds better when a Brit says "Jaguar."

A Schiano man has two, but needs neither.

Malcolm

Reassign

Schiano

Already

Commie.

Ugh, don't remind me. The whole Josh Freeman thing on national TV had allowed me to completely block out that Eagles game until I read your comment. DAMN YOU!

Meanwhile, we'll be enjoying actual sauces and spices= and not red tomato-flavored sugar water.

I was at the game where Reggie Brown was paralyzed. Had the right medical staff not been on the field, he would have choked to death on his mouthpiece. And had the right orthopedic specialist from Henry Ford Hospital not changed his mind at the last minute and accepted an offer for sideline passes to the game, Brown…

Jesus, just be a god damn adult and don't have any ketchup in your house.

Drew, there is a Camp Kill Yourself in Central Kentucky. It is called "University of Kentucky Football Fan Day".

Should've asked Emmitt Smith about the game being in London. "The queen lives in fuckingdam palace? Are you serial?"

"I'm too lazy to verify this statistically, but this is the worst three-game primetime slate in NFL history, right?"

Turns out, a lot of teams are in the victory formation at the ends of Buc's games.

Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

What makes me sad right in my soul-bone: when he gets canned, in his head it will be because his players didn't buy in. A Schiano Man doesn't stay up late wondering if he's doing it wrong.

Everyone agrees.

"This football team, as much as we'd like it to be competitive, is not."

A Schiano Man cuts off the infected toe himself and gets out there for his team. There is no I in MRSA!!

"Football, as much as we'd like it to be a game involving specified rules meant to be followed in the service of achieving a recognized goal through discipline and yelling, is not."

"Coaching, as much as we'd like it to be about developing winning strategies and inspiring young men to perform above their expectations, is not."