Not. Manatees are attractive.

Go. To. Mayo.

Duck stepping is good. I like it.

OK, fine. But old people need their sleep. They only have a few brain cells left, and they all need rest at the same time.

Ha!

I loved those. If I was a football player, though, I might not have loved them.

I realize this seems unlikely considering the amount of investigations under way, but can we just pretend to remember that no convictions have actually been obtained as yet, and only one set of charges has been filed? And that, as noted above, the story against him, at least in Arizona, is apparently sketchy. Could…

Exactly. Stupid people hate smart people. They will tolerate them as long as they pretend to be stupid, but only as long. Also, people who won't or can't make a break for something better HATE people who do will and do.

Gosh, well put. I don't think it's new, either.

Yes, she has to wear makeup, but that lipstick is just WRONG. She'd look SO much better on camera with a different shade, she's so gorgeous that it's just a shame to put that horrible blood red on her.

OK, now I've watched the clip. That's not a girl just trying to be difficult. That girl could have been dead till towards the end. I don't know why I watch these fucking things.

"Also" a basket case? Seems like having a basket would have made things a lot easier for you.

Right. So, one more time just for fun. I do not see evidence that this was a friendship. The reason that I do not see this evidence is because the power between the two was not equal. Incognito was successful on this football team and was a leader in this locker room. He had the support of management and of…

I read them and I disagree with your interpretation. It looked to me that on a number of occasions Martin was either trying to avoid Incognito or get him to tone it down. Additionally, it seems to me that Incognito initiated a majority of these texts. I can't recall for sure now, but I do believe that's the case. I…

I want to know how he got so old so fast. One moment he's got touches of grey and looks peppy and alert, the next his hair is practically white and he looks like an exhausted old mobster. Is this what Russia does to people?

Me too. He's an awesome guy. I wish there were more like him.

Awww, geez. Leave the girl alone already. Come on now……

They were protesting Memorial Day? At Arlington? Why aren't they on Deadspin at least weekly? They seem like prime fodder.

How is this making fun of Bosch?

It is an antidote to many sadnesses this week.