Congrats!

You're not a Jets fan, are you?

This is a great story and really cheered me up. I didn't see the butt fumble myself at all, I don't remember why, but I've certainly seen it plenty since then, though I continue to feel it's not the stupidest thing Mark Sanchez has ever done……

USM will never have a live eagle again because USM is a fucked up piece of shit that starved an eagle to death and basically paid no penalty at all. I wonder WHY there are so many regulations to keep some mice in the biology department.

No, it's not a hint. What the fuck are you talking about?

If he would do something that didn't instantly make any sane person think "oh dear Lord, another butt fumble" perhaps he wouldn't have that problem.

Well…..way to think clearly, there, nixon. Here's me, all in a snarling fuss, and then there's you, thinking clearly, and now I'm all calm again. Damn.

Yeah. What?

Do we know for sure that the shark was not named Ford?

Oh cry me a river. When the Ants start marching at this time of year, you could have another ring in February as likely as not. What a bummer for you that would be.

Well, it's not everyone but you.

Brilliant work.

Because that's so respectful of the people who got him presents, to give them all away again? I'm sure they would really appreciate being so valued.

That's idiotic too, the presence of absence of a thank you note does not indicate a level of caring. Jay just don't NEED no stinkin' thank you note, and he assumes that you are man enough not to NEED no stinkin' thank you note either. What's crazy is to think that Jay is going to act like III because they are both…

As long as we are in the "fawning suck-up" drawer, let me just add that Emmitt Smith never fails to bring me JOY. JOY, JOY, JOY, JOY, JOY, JOY, JOY,. JOY, JOY, JOY,JOY,JOY,JOY!!!!!!!! Thank you for doing that week after week, I don't know how you manage it, but I really appreciate it!!!

Baseball is about money, sex, and cheating. That makes it more moral than football which is about money, sex, and violence.

This just gets funnier every time I look at it.

+1

though, just as an aside, the more I look at that the more I think Gronk has a good chance to catch it if he's not pushed. Sigh.

Awwww. Now this actually kind of touched me. I don't feel your pain, exactly, but all of a sudden I have compassion for it…