Turn OFF the country music and put DOWN the bottle. You'll be fine. Carol would not want you to be sad that so many people remember her with a smile, whatever the name she was operating under.

Glad to see Deadspin has decided to take on Brian Billick. I was getting tired of the Cardinals fans as a target.

Billick has got to be one of the stupidest, most un-informed football talking heads out there. He was calling the Bears/Lions last year or the year before and Stafford had a glove on his hand, which was affecting his throwing, and Billick was all in a wad because he claimed Stafford was too "stubborn" to take the…

No one from east of the Missouri is aware of anything west of the Missouri that could possibly have anything to do with real life. MAYBE Colorado exists, but certainly everything west of that is a hedonistic myth, and totally irrelevant.

This here is another one of those things I hate myself for laughing at.

Luck is always a class act.

OK, never mind. I've been straitened out. Sorry.

You forgot the tobacco stained teef. Well, SOME teef.

I'm guessing he did it himself.

I know, it's baffling. I think the Ginger Hammer just changes it up on a whim to make things more exciting.

So then, he's serious about all this?

Well, I get that, and maybe I'm stupid, but I thought it was two different things. I thought there were penalties on hitting defenseless players and then there was helmet to helmet, and helmet to helmet is always a penalty. I'm often wrong about these things but I feel sure that helmet to helmet has been a huge fuss…

Ted Cruz's poodle.

wild cheering! amazing way to keep it going. You did have some stellar help, though.....

I don't mean like a fresh wound or incision (overwhelming compulsion to clarify), I just mean to generally keep things clean, like a scrape or what have you. Good luck with pug!

I've put them in the washing machine with good effect...

check with the vet before using iodine either, right? I'm not sure it's safe if they lick it. What about just soap and water, well rinsed? We always learned that was the best way to clean a wound or incision in general.

yeah, me neither. and I can't help giggling every single time.

Really? Mt. Baker? How lovely....

Did you not read the OED definition way up there in this giant comment thread somewhere? Maybe you should look at that before you make this argument again.