No one gave a shit the first time you said it, no need to say it twice.

Given that awful grammar, that’s probably what the game is actually called.

Reaper is such a shitty, lame attempt to be cool that I can't help but love him.

And in a fun little twist, if you play the track backwards you can hear the voice God himself telling you to treat others the way you want to be treated, go to Church every Sunday, and most importantly of all...

...stop playing with yourself.

I understand that. Which is why I said it was a move designed to irritate people.

Facts about who really masterminded 9/11 are important. Facts about Hillary’s private email server are important. Facts about what really is in McDonald’s hamburgers are important. Facts about a video game’s development history is really not that important. Just play the game.

The spoiler is obviously for this thing in the game and not the movie.

I don’t personally give a shit, but if the article has a spoiler warning shouldn’t the spoiler itself be AFTER that?

Yeah, that’s how time works :P

It would be a nice gesture for Beyond Earth haters to shut up and stop being so freaking smug for once. So, I’m guessing Beyond Earth is the only game that’s ever let you down, or are you a colossal asshole about every game you ever had high hopes for that didn’t pan out?

Camera zooms out more: house is actually in the middle of a jungle.
Camera zooms out even more: jungle is actually a park in middle of city.
Camera zoom out intensifies: mostly uninhabited jungle planet.
Camera zoom out extreme!: I don’t know... a badly photoshopped picture of Michael Cera or something.

Well, that there is actually good advice.

Why are you so determined to paint with such broad stokes and divide people here? I have not seen a single serious post here supporting this abusive jerk. In particular I have seen none from anyone identifying as a gamer.

I played video games with Iraqi kids, in their own homes, on more than one occasion. It wasn’t unusual at all to see video game consoles (albeit a bit old usually) when we were in someone’s home. Ya know, not “whitebread American men” that were concerned with war, hunger, poverty, and disease. I don’t think you know…

It has nothing to do with strength.

I like how you twist the fact that no one knows if 911 was called into an indictment on a broad group of people. There’s literally thousands of 911 call centers in the country, there is no way to know if someone called one of them about this incident.

Yay for stereotypes!

Seems like a Mario Party minigame. I mean, it looks fun, but doesn’t appear to have much staying power.

That’s Jesus, from the 3rd century - it was the earliest - and standard - iconography used when Christianity spread to the Roman empire, about the 2nd to 4th centuries (before that, there were no images of Jesus - he came from an aniconic tradition). Then it became a state religion and the bearded Jesus became…