WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

This is good kinja.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

It really did peak a decade ago.

It will always be Comiskey, just like it will always be Sears Tower, just like it will always be the Marshall Fields Building. Some names are too iconic to change.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

You know, if you were going to rob Lochte, now would be an extremely opportune time to do it.

I have lived in Japan since the London Olympics and you have no idea the pressure she was under. It was just assumed she would get gold. Videos of her winning in London and her appearances on TV have been nonstop the last 4 years. There was pretty much a Yoshida watch like we do with Phelps. So I don’t blame her one…

I wrestled for 10 years, including two at the college level. Wrestling is so draining and mentally fatiguing, it is not uncommon for people to lose it like that, both winning and losing. Top on some Japanese culture, never losing in the Olympics, and you get that picture.

I mean, good for her - I just can’t believe she robbed Lochte afterwards.......totally uncalled for.

That was the saddest thing. Yoshida just knelt on the mat and bawled. A delegate from Japan was hanging out the medals, and when he got to her, she started bawling again, and then apologized to him. (I’m assuming for the loss.)

Accurate representative of an overaged frat bro feeling entitled to pee on a dude’s wall, because the people there seem poor.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

Fireman’s carry is usually delivered while on the knees if I remember correctly.

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.