Yeah, who wants to be able to walk to everything you need when you can become obese, ruin the environment and kill 30,000 Americans every year while paying thousands in car payments, gas, insurance etc.

Yeah not needing to own the most depreciating piece of property ever is only more points for New York.

You really don’t need to

Her attorney is garbage.

Pretty sure “Dancing” usually almost always implies fucking.

I’m almost positive that the dance partners on this show are contractually obligated to have sex with each other.

I mean, so they definitely had sex right?

Hug fakeout > consensual sex fakeout.

A freaking pocket tee. At the Olympic Trials. That’s like starting Game 7 in flip-flops.

You tell ‘em Sage. Sports and politics should never mix.

Possibly worth noting that Steele is a registered Republican.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

I’m pretty sure this doesn’t fall under the umbrella of “a well-crafted yet hollow reinforcement.”

Five children left behind. Fuck, man. FUCK. All because of what? Some woman was stupid enough to drive with her dog in her lap?

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

WTF ... is his name really spelled like that? Is it pronounced Mate-Y? Or are people out here trying to improve the spelling of Matty? This whole story is incredibly white trash.

Because I hate people, I checked Vanilla Ice’s twitter when I heard about Bowie. Two days before Bowie passed, Bobby Van Winkle was retweeting messages from his fans about the NFL playing Ice Ice Baby during the Bengals game. “Greatest song ever!”

And then promptly voted out the Supreme Court justices who so ruled. So, no, Iowa doesn’t get any points, you lose, thanks for playing.