We can’t feel too bad for this Argentine soccer fan who, apparently in an effort to see if he really was Superman, lept (fell?) from the top of the stadium’s wire fence.

I can try to explain it — when Buehrle pitched, you knew you were getting in and out in 2:30 or less. He worked quick and pitched to contact, which meant that the games had more actionable plays too.

I’m not a White Sox fan, but for some reason I always loved Mark Buehrle. I can’t explain why he was a joy to watch, but he was.

Sox legend

For better or worse, Mark Buehrle was my favorite pitcher for the White Sox. I can’t explain it, but maybe it was the younger version of me who enjoyed seeing him on the mound. It felt like every single time we went to a game, number 56 was pitching. I’d say he won 80% of the starts I saw, which is probably why I love…

Okay, boys, make sure you do this in as chickenshit a manner as possible. You hit him while his back is turned, then you hit him while he’s down.

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?!

Jesus! If the car wasn't there to stop him, would he have just flown right off the mountain?

It’s unknown as to what 29-year-old Michael Edwards of Metairie did to get into jail in the first place,

For me, this story is even more enhanced by the fact that classy-ass Bo Jackson came out to help Ryan out. Bo Knew Sportsmanship.

About 20 years ago, I was working at a car rental agency in an airport when the stars of the WWF show that night came rolling in. Hogan, Roddy, Macho Man, Bigelow....Anyways, they don’t even break character when renting cars. Roddy was acting like he got the best car of the bunch, Macho didn’t like what I was giving…

Wherever you go when you die, I want to think that Rowdy Roddy Piper walked in like this:

“Man, things were way better in this country back in 1738.”

Anything that makes old, out of touch white guys feel even older and more out of touch is fine by me.

The last time I saw such shitty range Jeter was still playing.

After conquering one fabled American past-time, The Canadians’ will now set their sights on mastering morbid obesity and abject racism.

Blood Jort

The lack of people shouting “Worldstar!!!!” is disappointing.