I would need at least $2,000 worth of cocaine to get anywhere near that state.

Julien Edelman bailed rather quickly as he grew tired of being asked to give some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies.

Wow. He really did know that throw was coming from a mile away. He runs straight to the ball after the snap. No hesitation.

still better than that Fanta ad.

The sobbing guy at the end is how I feel as a Pats fan.

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.

As this is an outtake from The One Where Phoebe Gets A Gig Writing For An Anti-Drug Ad, we can see that the social trauma from the addition of Friends to Netflix continues.

I understand that the juxtaposition of the lighthearted music and the serious nature of the someone overdosing makes this PSA seem "humorous", but I do hope it draws attention to the problem in a positive way.

Looks like I have a new ringtone.

Because when I think of the horrors of heroin, I naturally can't help but pick up my ukulele.

"They wait until now to make this ad?!" - Philip Seymour Hoffman

I never realized how far down Molly Shannon's career has gone.

You guys can't stop watching a lot of stuff around here lately. Hope everything is okay.

Best Fiends in Baseball

They should just replay this as the halftime show.

So, if neither Gronk nor Marshawn repeat Conan's touchdown dance during the Super Bowl, I'm going to be disappointed.

This might have moved into my top 5 Conan segments of all-time.

We feel the same way after any of your appearances, Berman

Jesus, this is amazing. We can only hope for an NFL Blitz style event in 2020.