FattyMcGoos
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Well, no shit there were so many crashes. The stupid Russians only finished building half the pipe.

Can we all agree that ski jumping is one of the most exciting sounding sports ("What?! They're skiing, then jumping, and then flying the length of a football field?! Sign me up!) that, in practice, is one of the most boring sports on the planet ("Oh, they're not really skiing, they're just riding in grooves.

Agreed. I liked Mayock's knowledge but his voice (lisp?) annoyed me. And in broadcasting you're allowed to hate a broadcaster because of their voice. I just made that up, but whatever. For me, the gold standard is Michaels/Collinsworth.

I would like to take this time to someone PLEASE stop the NFL from allowing them to think of themselves as the 5th branch of the US Military?

"I couldn't help but think he missed the point about considering the point of view of people outside his editorial cocoon." I had a much different read. Simmons addressed more than once in his apology his ignorance of trans issues and he wasn't alone in his ignorance. Additionally, Marchman, in an otherwise terrific

First thing I though of was the Teo girlfriend outing by Deadspin. Teo was just a kid, caught in a secret world that came to a weird conclusion, the national spotlight could have easily made him harm himself.

This probably isn't the ideal way to let you know after all these years, but I survived.

How can you cite a lack up "consistent mass transit options" as a reason to leave your current stadium...then locate the new stadium nowhere near "consistent mass transit options?

so the gal that scores the belly dancer job is also the most popular ?

Meanwhile, the non-crazies can move back into the city, buy cheap (for now) property in awesome neighborhoods, and enjoy 2-mile commutes.

Actually, no. Atlanta is blue. We just had an awesome Pride weekend, and the city has a strong gay community. The rest of Georgia? Hatred and fear. But don't drag Atlanta into that mess.

so when do you start your new job at deadspin?

You clearly have never spent any amount of time in Atlanta.

Atlanta actually has the largest gay population in the United States, I'm pretty sure most of the people commenting aren't in Atlanta, they're from surrounding Gawjah which is a whole different world

unfortunately for the deadspin narrative here, a bit of quick internet research (i.e. going to other teams' facebook pages) shows that this is a pretty common reaction from fans of any team (with varying degrees of bringing up the baby jesus).

A good fry is hard to find, but a good fry is also something I wouldn't want seasoned by someone else. A good fry depends on the potato, the oil and how it cooked, and a good fry will stand on its own. I generally eat my fries with nothing more than some light salt. If you're going to season fries, you might as well

Steak fries come in two varieties - still cold in the middle or with a hidden pocket of hot air that will guarantee you don't taste anything for a month.

1. Standard

The only way a french fry can be "too crunchy" is if it is, in fact, a potato chip. Anything below that level is what you're looking for.