That's a fine sequence of demands, then realism, then bargaining/begging! Ah...the emotions of a sports fan in a monopolistic world.

I think it depends on a few things: a) location; b) sport; c) is the team an expansion team (or is it an original league member); d) history and e) consistent winning. For example, I feel like the Braves have sort of become a "storied" franchise (not at Yankees, Red Sox, or STL level, but definitely in the sense that…

I obviously defer to your opinion here, but I always assumed the driving would be less stressful and rage-inducing than normal commuting. I feel like I only get furious driving when I'm trying to get home or get somewhere, but I always imagined as a truck driver you're just chilling and going with the flow in an 8…

First, can we get a lawyer roll-call, please?

Can we talk about this guy? His expression screams "I'm getting too old for this shit".

Isn't this a bit of an ethical no-no for Nantz? I mean...most (non-golf) game announcers don't even participate in picking potential winners for fear of appearing biased in the game-calling. However, Nantz is cool with ratting out a player in the middle of a round? That's the equivalent of a basketball play-by-play…

Well, then, I've got a measuring tape that I'd like to sell you...if you act now, as a special bonus FREE gift, I'll throw in a 6" ruler to allow you to measure your junk at the same time! Call in the next 5 minutes, and we'll double the size of that ruler!

I'm with you on the courtesy flush. I remember when I was in college I was an RA, and I taught all my residents about the courtesy flush. They would all give me blank stares initially until I explained that a simple bonus flush would make stinky smell go away, allow you to chill on the can for longer, and would make…

Did you lose him in the dark internet alley between the porn sites and old Geocities websites?

Could not agree more! Raisins are the fucking WORST! If I wanted to enjoy grapes, I would eat fresh delicious sweet grapes and NOT old shriveled up grapes....if I wanted to enjoy old grapes, I'd drink wine...if I wanted to eat something with shitty flavor that leaves grainy annoying pieces in your mouth and is made…

I know there's an awesome racist/TWSS/Jason Collins-related homophobic joke to be made from your comment, but I'm at a loss...

Excellent point! In fact, I have thoroughly enjoyed the recent growth in the size of chocolate chips/chunks in relation to the overall cookie size. I think we are only a few years away from majority chocolate chunk/minority cookie world, and personally, I cannot wait for that day or the day when we have chocolate…

Ugh...gross...I hate to say it, but I think you may have married Satan's daughter. It's just a working theory, mind you....but I'm pretty confident only demon spawn would mix delicious chocolate with anything other than peanut butter. Anywho, I bet the wedding was a blast...minus the mustard covered groom's cake!

Cookies with raisins and/or nuts (this obviously excludes delicious delicious peanut butter) have no place on this list. Raisins and nuts (same with any fruit) are essentially the "vegetables" of dessert...sure, you'll eat them if they're there and because they seem "healthy". However, we all know we'd skip them if…

I admire the specificity...time to fire up the time machine/airplane!

Did you take a different "Fun with Shapes" class than me in pre-school or are we living in different dimensional universes?....How does a circle have three sides? Moreover, how do you fold a circle to become a triangle? Lastly, aren't all cookies generally circular in shape?

I think Odoforizzi's point remains that Jewell made himself a "public figure" (legally speaking) by participating in interviews. Had he declined all interviews and requested to remain anonymous post-bombing, he likely would not have been a "public figure". Regardless, Jewell's situation was also different in that it…

Right right...I just meant that the bag OP was referencing was being carried and thus likely one of those dudes' personal bags (rather than a bag left behind as OP originally suggested).

While I admire your detective work (and I did the same initially), the guy (or gal) is likely gone by 2:49 (if Ben's timeline is accurate). According to reports, the device had a rudimentary timer on it, and as a result, s/he probably gave themselves a few minutes to clear the blast area. Moreover, there were two…

Agree with Austin...the bag initially looks to be on the ground, but upon closer inspection, one of those men appears to be carrying it.