Comment to say that your point values are crazy high. DEAL WITH IT!

Agreed. As I said in my comment, it's like he's trying to verbalize his column schtick, which just doesn't play well on TV.

Never seen Simmons beyond PTI fill-ins, but if he tries to do overdo his pop-culture references like he did on PTI, it'll get annoying fast. Note to Bill: your references sometimes work in a column, but they just don't translate to TV.

I don't get the tip line except for another player observing the concussion rule violation. The actual injured player certainly isn't going to call...he may have to sit out a game or two...and obviously, he'd get labeled "weak" if it became apparent that he was the person calling. Honestly, I think there needs to be…

I've wondered the same thing with re: to MLB player concussions. It looks like for MLB players are usually out on average 30-50 days (http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/concussion-injury-information/). And, of course, we all know the high profile case of Morneau, who was out much longer and couldn't even fly…

Also, I can relate to never wanting to shell out 20 bucks for a new belt. Sure, I'll pay 30 bucks for a pair of boxers...but 20 bucks for a belt?! For some reason, I find the price to be ungodly, even though it's probably the item I wear the most. I'll just stick with my warped tummy belt that I bought from…

Drew, there is one difference...you get a whole lot more free booze at the craps table. However, otherwise, the food sucks at both, and at both places, you have no chance of banging the hot chick with the great rack.

Absolutely...but at least I'm not Drew-Fat!

Miss Manners...let me be the first to tell you...DOONNNNNT CAARRRREE! People will look at my dirty greasy napkin and like it!

No way! Give me as many name brands in my ice cream as possible...I want double Hershey chocolate, Reeses PB, Oreo crumble, Tollhouse cookie dough, M&M topped, etc. ice cream..I will have none of this "generic" butter and pecan ice cream!!

Uhh...can we stop with just naming black QBs and assuming they were mobile? Just like Moon, McNair was not mobile. If you name Byron Leftwich as your next mobile QB example, I think my head's going to 'SPLODE!

Did you just use Eric Crouch of your example? He was a pure option guy...not an all-around mobile QB, like Vick, RGIII, Cam. Could he even pass the ball? That's like citing whoever-is-playing-QB-at-Georgia-Tech not being drafted as evidence that mobile QBs don't make it in the league.

As a fellow lawyer, I completely agree. Plus, if it was one of those "we get to pick who survives"/Noah's Ark kind of apocalypses, you can be certain that there will be lots of lawyers sticking around. Also, once we got over the initial survival/"hero" hump and realized that Jim The Farmer had no idea how to write…

*resists urge to google "long pig" on work computer*

Agree. I have never heard this guy's idiotic "same blood" concern as it relates to incest...that's obviously not the concern! It's how mutated and fucked up a potential offspring's DNA would be with all the similar genes mixing. Not very complicated...I was fucking 8 when someone explained this to me (I asked "why…

I immediately thought Mythbusters for this, and honestly, this has been something I've wondered/dreamed about since I was a kid. Plus, on the drowning front, what about your ability to eat your way out of the pool?! I mean...I eat sugar free Jell-O sometimes and that shit only has 10 calories per serving...I can't…

Sorry, I listened to him for over a year and not a chance he was going to say "fuck". Plus, like I said in another comment, he is essentially the Tebow on the defensive side of the ball without all the "look at me and my religion" and evangelical stuff. Plus, I didn't say he didn't know the word "clusterfuck"...he…

You clearly don't know much about Pollack. He was on the radio here in Atlanta and was pretty open about that he never drank or cursed...and he had a pretty offensive (but kind of funny) co-host that would always try and bait him into being offensive or saying something. He never even came close to taking the bait.

Yep, second this. I listened to him down here and Atlanta, too; and there is no way he got close to saying fuck. Very straight-laced, unoffensive guy...and if I recall correctly, he was pretty open about the fact that he never cursed or drank (even during his playing days_. He's essentially Tebow on the defensive…

Yeah, tennis would probably the best in terms of not having to do anything (even if you mess up, you have replay supercomputer thingy). But, I'd still go baseball because people actually care about that sport...so, you know, there'd be a very minor fame perk to it. Plus, you have tons of latitude to screw up or just…