If only WWI itself could have had this patch. So many leaders needed not to be leading.

I mean, it may be cherry-picking, but these sort of bloated, unnecessary, meandering moments are all I remember about the various modern JRPGs I’ve played. I think he unintentionally hit the nail on the head.

Lol what the fuck... ‘false advertisement’. Admit it, you didn’t like this episode because he shat on your favorite franchise.

Eh, I don’t know if that’s true. Besides, that’s not the point. They still wouldn’t be pleased.

nobody buys a FF game if they’re not already a fan. it really doesn’t matter what Conan says.

Even tho I love FFT (it’s one of my favorite games), FFXII wasn’t for me (and I tried). The last passable one had to be FFX (shitty story, passable gameplay, good graphics).

That seems pretty optimistic. They can’t even get it running at a consistent 30 on base hardware. I think a consistent 30 fps with a higher resolution would be the best you can hope for on a Pro.

That’s the biggest thing I’m worried about with this game. An overstuffed, convoluted, long slog with an overly complicated plot.

I was a fan of the genre, but haven’t enjoyed one since FFXII. I look forward to its remaster next year though.

I think JRPGs are hard to justify playing over the age of, oh, 23 at the oldest? They don’t respect your time at all and they’re all composed of the same tropes. A hard sell if you’re not already a fan of the genre.

yep... that seems EXACTLY what this game is going for with the fishing, driving, overly done animations and a shiny gloss to everything. This is what happens when you dont know what you want to make and do it for 10 years.

If only there was a sports blog this could have been posted to...

Amped 2 was the shit. I don’t think I’ve ever played a better snowboarding game.

So how is McGregor part of video game, otaku, and nerd culture?

No rails is a turn off.

“bespoke heritage wear”

Can I go ahead and coin the term “Sur-Drive-al Horror”?

Have you ever been followed by a car in the middle of the night on a dark road in Jasper, Texas? Now, that’s some real driving survival horror.

This is way better than “press X to pay respects”. What the hell are you talking about?

I think you're delusional.