That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”

You’re confused. Sansa is just a character, Sophie Turner is the actress (and powerful psychic Mutant possessed by a cosmic entity with godlike powers) who plays her.

You know what was awesome about Paul Pierce? Kevin Garnett.

Christ, that was three years ago? Time flies when your entire planet is flushing itself down the toilet.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

In hindsight it’s pretty clear that Trump’s 2015 “I like people who don’t get caught” comment about McCain was a watershed moment for the GOP. Until that point, Trump had of course said a lot of horrible and stupid things, but he hadn’t really attacked and disgraced anything that the GOP held as absolute sacrosanct.

I went to high school with no fewer than four Mikes Trout.

This is my pitch for Frozen 2.

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

Us? No. Me? Yes. 

I owe you an explanation for why I’ve been away for two months

welcome back

What a sad scary time to be a young, upper-class, white male. Thoughts and prayers.

I think the persecution of teens like this is really getting out of hand. Between the Covington students and this it’s starting to look like the only place for teenagers to be racist is every single comment section on the internet, the entirety of social media and whenever you play any video game online. 

I don’t think we should comment until we see the WHOLE game.

Damn, look at all those poor oppressed victims in that picture. 

I mean, they’ve both had a couple of good years, but let’s see what happens in the future. If they can’t sustain this success longterm, then the skeptics will be proven right.

That’s just how he looked when he killed your brother. And he talked JUST. LIKE. THIS!