To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

“Jesus, leave me out of it for chrissakes.”

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Sounds like maybe you should go buy a hosting package & domain then.

Very illiterate. Such egotistical. Much self absorbed. Wow!

He’s got a vageyebrow.

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

Either he is now an honorary American, or he has been anointed president. I don’t remember the protocol here.

I don’t know who the hell you are but you’re not from Philadelphia.

Genetic testing ....the article is about genetic testing.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.