“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Sounds like maybe you should go buy a hosting package & domain then.

Very illiterate. Such egotistical. Much self absorbed. Wow!

He’s got a vageyebrow.

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

This summer, Vin Diesel is Mrs. Dalloway

Either he is now an honorary American, or he has been anointed president. I don’t remember the protocol here.

I don’t know who the hell you are but you’re not from Philadelphia.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

Neiko Thorpe and Mike Tyson are not stadiums. They’re bipeds.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing, man?

*Fwoosh*

I had forgotten about those three guys when I wrote that reply. Surely they are the only exceptions though. Good Kinja.

his privileged upbringing means he won’t have the drive to succeed.

I have an unrelated question: