I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Setting: Locker Room in Wisconsin

This is a downer.

is it possible that the jets actually scored 56 points in a game, or was that showing their points scored for the entire season?

He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Counterpoint:

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

It’s not delivery, it’s depression.

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

Savage!

You misspelled ”treacle”.

Dropping that Kellyanne pic in there was cruel.

All I think about is training. I want to train so hard that police have to arrest me when I lift weights because when I lift them I throw them into space and that is theft or at least destruction of property in many many states but my defense attorney also trains extremely hard so I usually get out of the charges and…

They’re in San Francisco. I’m sure they’re doing just fine.