And he'll still lose the MVP to that toe-sucker Aaron Rodgers

Love a good B & B...It's like being back at your parents' house during summer break at college and you just get all liquored up in your room, have awkward sex on a bed that has like eight decorative pillows on it, and fall asleep with all of the lights on, the T.V on, the water running and phones charging cause fuck…

I don't really care about any of the people in this video (Though I have heard that Kalil is just real bad at football) but how did Mr. Fuckett expect him to react. Football fans treat the players on their favorite teams like pieces of garbage and then wonder why the players freak out. I hate the Jets and Geno Smith,…

I can't believe Espn would mess up like that and tell me that there was a winner of that game.

In other news, the Maple Leafs are looking at signing both defensemen...

I'm a rangers fan - a few years ago I started following this guy on twitter. Literally the only people he followed were supermodels or porn stars. And he followed more and more new ones each day. Stay thirsty my friend.

"I'm sorry coach, I just lost time again"

So when are the Jets signing him?

Is deadspin being haunted by all of the mice it has killed?

Why do I feel like this guy is going to be in the next Papa John's commercial?

I'll be sitting by the phone

The two dudes fighting over his shirt tho?

You know, they don't have to watch Matt Flynn...I hear Vince Young is a available.

COP #1 : "Are you eating weed?"

Somewhere, Vince Young is writing a tweet...

Guy rubbing lotion on his chicken-white skin should really be the story here

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actually I believe that it was supposed to say "in Niskayuna," located in schenectady county