Having lived in Utah and Oregon I can assure you that in markets that have only an NBA team, there are plenty of ugly NBA team bumperstickers in the wild.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

I’d be interested to know the percentage overlap of people who believe Kaepernick is “disrespecting the flag” but also believe there’s nothing wrong with flying/using the confederate flag. Also the percentage of those people named Cletus, Keith, or something-Bob.

The good thing about Packers fans is that you only have to listen to their gloating for an average of 45 years before the cheese finally does them in and their hearts explode.  

Bought my Mack jersey last night during halftime as I excitedly talked to my wife about how I haven’t had this much fun watching a Bears game in a decade and that we are finally good again.

Black coffee is like neat whiskey. No one orders a whiskey neat, asks after the ice and then insists neat means “I didn’t want it mixed with club soda.”

Dude, Craig. Black coffee has no cream or sugar in it! If you want sugar you gotta say “black with sugar” if they’re dressing it up for you. Black coffee is just coffee in a cup with nothing else.

That said, diner tables that don’t already have little sugars and Sweet n’ Low or whatever on them, as well as napkins and…

Man, I hate defending Drew, but... Deadspin editors, come the fuck on. If some troglodyte uses double line breaks in Word, just do a Find for ^p^p and replace it with ^p.

If only Re/Max would start sponsoring Kap...

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

I struggle to understand anyone writing off Trubisky as “mediocre” or a bust at this point. He’s got half a season of playing in a shit system with nobody to throw to, and a total of maybe three quarters of on-field play in a brand new system. I’m not saying he’s the next Aaron Rogers, or anything, but it’s CRAZY to…

First, the Bears already had a defense that was nearing top 10. Now they may have a defense in the top 5. Show me a team outside of New England that has won the SB without a top tier defense.

Last year the Bears quietly fielded a top 10 defense. They just added the best defensive player in the draft and arguably the best defensive player in the league. They should be a top 5 defense. With a top 5 defense, all Trubisky needs to be is serviceable for the Bears to make a playoff run.

This article should be re-headlined “Why Your Team Sucks: Oakland Raiders”

Weird. I kept scrolling through the updates and couldn’t find it. Shit, man, I even commented and starred comments in it and totally forgot that I saw it. Then again it’s the Texans. They’re easily forgotten.

Came to post this, pleased to see.

All the gun manufacturers would be out of business by the end of the year.

It’s a nice classy gesture from EA. Gun manufacturers should be the ones doing this at every massacre.

I’d be the first person to call EA out on their bullshit, but not here. I don’t care what their thoughts are behind the scenes in this particular case. Even if it’s just a PR move, a little bit of good is being done.