Carbon Monoxide poisoning.

Too fucking right on the plumbing. We had to replace our terra cotta sewer pipe (root grew right through) and had to get a tree cut down to get to it. And to get to the tree properly, part of our fence had to come down.

I use sprays. Fuck it. They’ve worked for me for the past three years so I’ll count that as a blessing. Spray on, rub it in, and go. My friends think I’m playing it fast and loose but I haven’t gotten burned while using it yet.
Ride the lightning.

Photo taken at ~6am...

I made a decidedly I’mADadAndIDon’tGiveAShit decision and started wearing an adult rash guard last year. Weird tan lines? I don’t give a shit! Look like a fat kid in a pool trying to hid his fat? I don’t give a shit!

I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.

And ofc a bunch of fucking manchild babies are crying about “racism against whites” and “white genocide” and how Christians are under assault and all that fucking bullshit.

He’s trying to drive a wedge between Germany and the US, because that’s what Putin wants.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

There are four rankings of classified information in the American intelligence community. Confidential, Secret, Top Secret, and code word clearance. The information that President Trump divulged was considered code word clearance-level intelligence, and thus it was above the Top Secret ranking in clarification.

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

Yup, I was just listening, He delivered the most generic accolades to the work of the Coast Guard and then swiftly pivoted into a “woe is me” speech. And it went on and on. It was pretty fucking disgusting. He made their graduation about himself and his self-induced problems.

Right now he is giving an embarrassing commencement address at the Coast Guard Academy graduation. About 30% of it is about how great he thinks he is and all of his tremendous accomplishments and how he is the most persecuted president in American history. Completely tone deaf.

But the EMALS!

I can’t even play the video without my PC losing its mind.

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

A few stray observations.

I am married to an ice conneisour. We buy bags of ice at sonic. We will probably get this. Why you ask? Because the equivalent machine costs 5k. Yup. If you want small crunchy ice, you can buy big honking machines that make it. For $5000 bucks. My wife still wants one, but understands that price is ridiculous. But…

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.