Me too. He's an android Manchurian Candidate sent from the planet Kolob to usurp our earth governments.

But how else will Mitt prove that he is hu-man?

Honestly she is just the worst. She's like a parody of a self-obsessed Gen X writer.

Did this dummy ever pass the bar exam or what?

whatever is missing in your life that leads you to seek conflict on the internet, I hope you find it soon. I'm not interested in getting in fights with random strangers, so I'll leave you to it.

Settle down, it's just an innocuous observation that in no way warrants several lengthy, hostile responses.

This is awful but that picture is darn cute!

Not true. The vast majority of men want women to look like they give a shit about their appearance, and vice versa.

They're having sex with men whom the poster doesn't consider "real men" because of her personal preferences, which happen to reinforce certain elements of her cosmetic habits, I would guess.

Women on jezebel sure like to talk about themselves.

Women on Jezebel sure like to talk about themselves.

Rude!

That men have preferences about women's bodies, or appearances, or cosmetic routines is not inconsistent with the idea that women have "gross, to have hair, to be slow, to put on make-up, to not put on make-up, to wear fake eyelashes, to smell good or bad, and to be human beings." That different men have inconsistent…

Is this a public school? She should sue if so.

Babies are the original bros!

*poot*

Is it ever the case that Banks doesn't have a sale going on?

Hey, we have lots of meth in Bmore too.

Cam is the worst. I was actually rooting against the Ravens last year in the hope that he would finally get fired.

Jeez, Emma, way to be a girl about TNF.