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Please, no, it’s bad enough Sactown has a basketball team, this glorification of the crotch of California is beyond the pale.

Not to drown in J. Law Haterade, but it still bewilders me how she can publicly comport herself as someone who is behind the #MeToo movement and yet continually collaborate with established-abuser and all-around piece of shit. David O. Russell.

Yeah, when she disclosed that she doesn’t have a GED it all started making sense. She can act when scripted but her general humor is sophomoric, she hasn’t been socialized through normal channels in how to interact in public situations.

One thing I do remember is she tried to pull her cool girl Schtick too far when she was on a talk show and telling a “funny anecdote” about how she scratched her ass on sacred rocks in Hawaii or something of that nature.

And maybe not lie about height anymore either?

For people who don’t know, this is censorship through law.

I believe they have a pay-feature that casting/hiring type people use prior to casting/hiring people. Kind of like LinkedIn, but for Hollywood. If you want people to pay for your services, it had best be accurate.

Yeah, the government can’t make it illegal to publish the truth.

I honestly don’t think he has any of his own. His is the most unprincipled man I’ve ever seen. And I don’t even say this because I hate him, which I do, he just literally has no morals, principles or values.

If TS was a white girl whose daddy didn’t have a hedge fund, she would be hawking fries.

Good for Tessa. But I have no love for the real life thief. Just like I had no love for Jordan Belfort, that dbag who inspired “The Wolf of Wall Street”. I find no charm in con artists or thieves.

This is what happens when you have a lot of money, but no fashion cents.

But like, that sort of things works for somebody like Kanye because he’s got a style that a lot of folks want to copy. I’ve never once in my life heard someone say, “Yo! Did you see JT last night? I have GOT to cop those shoes!”

As an American, I hope I can help vote him out of office. I’m sure he wishes me to be successful with that.

Isn’t it kind of funny that JT has gotten so much flak for not saying anything about working with Woody Allen and then he’s got that shit circle jerk song with Chris Stapleton “Say Something” and the chorus is “Sometimes the greatest way to say something is to say nothing at all” 1) which is not true and bad advice 2)

I’m not sure there’s anything Justin Timberlake could do at this point to make me have any interest in anything he does. The ugly beard and stupid clothes just make me think he has no design sense whatsoever, which he might not, but he could at least hire someone who does.

How many years away are we from Barstools core audience growing up and thinking “these guys suck”. The Jackass guys had about a 12-year run total?

I don’t see much improvement on the legal side. For instance, laws that make it illegal to photoshop someone on a naked body, just imagine the shitstorm that would create if someone tried to actually pass something like that. Also situations where the filming was consensual, but the release of them publicly were not.

The ghost of Prince is going to go full-on Poltergeist in Justin Timberlake’s house.

His response and whitewashing of history is disgusting. He dissed the man multiple times. Prince never fucked with you—we all know it.