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They already did this but with a dude dying, right? PS I love you? This seems unnecessary and very much like a movie studio profiting off of a tragedy that’s still fresh in our minds. No thanks.

Agreed...don’t worry you’re not alone.

More so than court stuff, I hope this follows her public persona for the rest of her life—because that’s what really matters to this woman, her reputation. I hope she is always associated with this.

Yea, I think this could be a let down, feeling just like the hype that lead up to Passengers.

I like this take. The sexual side of things clouds my whole judgement of this, but I think that what you are saying may be the key.

Key word “in America”—the playing field varies from country to country...some tipping the scales to men and others to women. From personal experience due to the overal voracious thirst level of American men, the US is definitely a place for a woman to have her options.

Where’s Bannon when you need him to call all these guys cucks? Just kidding, interesting article.

Only place I’m hearing about this one is here. I’m thinking one of these Calvin Harris Featuring It rappers of the moment will win the summer—or one of diplos.

Competent and brave people like Yates are the only hope we have during these next 4 years.

This song is bad, even for him—peek a boo is the single that people fuck with. He might have 2 hot tracks on his album, anymore and I will be shocked.

This was an honest answer. You can’t knock him for not being upfront with us—this is something Kerry or Clinton would have never admitted publicly.

Jaden wins...carrying around your 3 week old dead dreads is the ultimate accessory and a nod to recent IG memes—young folk will fuck with it.

Well, that dumb mom definitely voted for trump, so I’m sure she liked that shit.

A bunch of try-hards eating a big ole shit sandwich. This is the perfect remedy to having to scroll through the thousands of identical Coachella shots from last week.

Don’t forget the people going to this festival were planning on sitting on their high thrones all weekend and blasting it on IG

Still not as bad as Pepsi.

This is what our nation needs right now, creative and effective ways to thwart this administration at every wrong turn—I hope to see more of this.

Better to have these dudes rape a robot than a human. I’ll take it.

The only reason I know about Peyton forcing his taint in a woman is because of deadspin

GTFO with that mess—society provided him with teachers, coaches and mentors...not because we live in a great world, but because he was a budding millionaire—society sucked his dick for most of his life