They're measuring from the asshole...easiest way to add 3 inches.

Damn thats cold blooded. Well done.

Same here...that was the most interesting thing in the post.

You forgot to throw in the scene where they up the ante by taking hallucinogens.

He's definitely spent all of his goodwill since inception. It's a shame because I think he's decent—his last movie the walk looked so bad, especially doing a French accent in the trailer.

I didn't like it either...I'd have to say Franco was what made me dislike that one—and Danny McBride was the only reason I kept watching.

That Jobs movie felt like one huge Ponzi scheme with all the overwhelming critical acclaim. To top it off was the insinuation by critics as well as the film makers that if you thought it was a waste of time you were just not intelligent enough.

He also loves to rip on the Goop, or at least did it a lot back in his travel channel days.

No one cares about him ever since Future fucked his bitch in some Gucci flip flops.

You are a scoundrel.

Cam Newton will single handedly make America great again.

You win.

That was actually really polite and PG shit talking from JJ Watt. That's the sort of smack talk you don't mind your children doing. Creative, corny, and no cuss words.

Everytime I see that lame ass Macklemore and Russel Wilson Bose commercial I do the same thing to my TV.

Definitely the RG3 of the NBA

Yea that whole strange period of 3 or so months where shitty Internet sports writers entertained the thought will be looked back with such fascination in like 10 years.

That role in the Entourage movie as Turtle’s love interest is still her lowest point.

Nah son

This is not nearly as big of a deal as the prostitution thing back in 2010 with Ribery and the rest of the national team, as well as other stars. Hell, this isn’t even as bad as that Thai gangbang sex tape you guys posted or even that Sunderland sex tape that came out a couple years ago. I really don’t get the…

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