I think the hate for the Ks is the only true way to unite for world peace.

Ditto for cross-dressing as schoolgirl characters.

NOT THE NINTENDOGS!!

NOPE, local game shop and friend. You're screwed.

This guy killed and ate the rat?!?! Four oversized turtles are going to murder this guy in his sleep, you know... ninja style, for revenge.

But as Fitzmaurice arrived at the turnaround at around the 15-mile mark, she realized that only nine men were ahead of her—and zero woman.

Isn't Jousting the official state sport of Maryland?

Hahaha holy shit if Newt Scamander is an Animagus and is actually Buckbeak that'd be the best thing ever.

Prepare to have your mind blown when "fictitious" in this release was actually a spoiler hint and in fact Newt Scamander turns out to be a fiction in the book itself. You heard it here first: NEWT SCAMANDER IS VOLDEMORT.

OH MY DOG.

The people at Disney are basically Nazis.

I'm pretty sure that Walt Disney measured a 5.6 on the Hitler scale.

Think I should get the FFX Vita bundle
See the back of it
NOPENOPENOPENOPE

I think the new models of "human" have locomotive capabilities so they can say "It's really hot here, I will now move from that area." Parked cars do not have these capabilities, but Google is working on that.

Just as I suspected...the type of toolbag that would pull a stunt like this is the same type of toolbag that thinks dubstep is cool.

YAR.

Republicans have become cartoon villains. That's all there is to it. Or a corporeal embodiment of an internet troll. They wake up thinking,"what offensive and awful thing can I accomplish today?"

No items, Reggie Only, Final Destination!

The cover of that comic featured over 150 celebrities. Had a wraparound back cover, and a 'cover key' inside telling you who each celebrity was. That was Christopher Reeve that you pointed out (next to Johnny Carson).

Oh Comic-con...