Isn't Jousting the official state sport of Maryland?

Hahaha holy shit if Newt Scamander is an Animagus and is actually Buckbeak that'd be the best thing ever.

Prepare to have your mind blown when "fictitious" in this release was actually a spoiler hint and in fact Newt Scamander turns out to be a fiction in the book itself. You heard it here first: NEWT SCAMANDER IS VOLDEMORT.

OH MY DOG.

The people at Disney are basically Nazis.

I'm pretty sure that Walt Disney measured a 5.6 on the Hitler scale.

Think I should get the FFX Vita bundle
See the back of it
NOPENOPENOPENOPE

I think the new models of "human" have locomotive capabilities so they can say "It's really hot here, I will now move from that area." Parked cars do not have these capabilities, but Google is working on that.

Just as I suspected...the type of toolbag that would pull a stunt like this is the same type of toolbag that thinks dubstep is cool.

YAR.

Republicans have become cartoon villains. That's all there is to it. Or a corporeal embodiment of an internet troll. They wake up thinking,"what offensive and awful thing can I accomplish today?"

No items, Reggie Only, Final Destination!

The cover of that comic featured over 150 celebrities. Had a wraparound back cover, and a 'cover key' inside telling you who each celebrity was. That was Christopher Reeve that you pointed out (next to Johnny Carson).

Oh Comic-con...

Watch out Chris Brown! George Zimmerman lost 80 pounds and no one will believe you didn't throw the first punch...

SSB Wii Fit girl cosplay already! Yessss
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