The part where he has a penis and she has a vagina. She shouldn't have rushed at him. Because that was just asking him to hit her. Obviously.

It was not a necessary change to make. They could've just kept the "real" Watson. And if they had to change him, they didn't have to switch him out with an 8 yearold with curves.

That you know of...

Either it's Watson or a stand-in for Watson... named Watson. Either way, Capcom has replaced Watson with an 8 yearold loli. Just... because. Which is ridiculous.

Franziska von Karma's 17(?) or 19 when she first appears in the series and is not your helper in the flashbacks where she's younger. Emma Skye is 16 in her first appearance, where she's also not your helper, but 25 when she becomes your helper after the timeskip. Lana Skye is 29 when she appears in the bonus case in…

Please name these instances. I am genuinely curious.

I'm sorry, what tell-tale signs of mental illness has Ray Rice exhibited? Being an asshole is not a mental illness.

A distraction against, what, exactly? Him being written about somehow makes the non-cut Rams players perform worse on the field? The fact that you used the buzz word "distraction" is actually quite telling.

It's called headlights. Try driving with them on if you're driving in the dead of night. Also, by your convoluted (and idiotic) logic, if they'd just left the car there, they would've been negiligent because it would likely have caused an accident from drivers unable to see their car (for some reason... broken…

I'd like to think that most decent human beings, 20 years old or not, would never get into a car drunk. Your friendsplanned to go to a party and drink themselves silly that night, yet they drove there. That was actually a premeditated crime.

I've had close shaves when crossing the streets perfectly legally (at…

"Three sons were lost that day. The state has compassion for every single one of them, the Barajas children and the Banda son."

Or quite possibly Cassandra.

Maybe you should get your each checked. She was off-key throughout the entire song unless the song's supposed to be off-key.

You mean haven't already? My roommate invited some friends over tonight for some fun and games. We watched "Aladdin" in Robin Williams' memory.

I'm sorry, are you perhaps conflating "tough" with "physically strong enough to knock people out with her fists alone"?

Yeah... because it's not suspicious at all that within, what, 1 week of him writing about her, they became romantically involved.

Peach and Villager do not have access to other outfits to bring to battle. Samus does. It makes no sense for Samus to opt for short shorts and a tube top instead of her armor. It's quite funny (and sad) how desperate you are to justify this design choice.

The argument was not that she was wearing a one-piece bikini underneath her armor, it was that it was possible to enter a code that allowed you to use a re-skin where she wore nothing but that one-piece, an arm canon and boots.

MMA does not involve fireballs flying through the air, gun blasts and repeatedly being launched into the air and then slammed into the ground. Also, why does Lucina or Link need armor while Samus does not? What kind of logic is that?

And please name a single other SSB character who's gotten to play "dress up". This is…

Does that mean we should pimp out Smash's female characters in sexually suggestive outfits because... teenage boys? Fan service doesn't have to include sexploitation.

It wouldn't be so pathetic if people had the guts to just say "I want sexy Samus because I like that." instead of trying to justify this design choice.…