As if fiction doesn’t have an impact on the people that consume it.

Then why did you say it was good...

If you’re going to write awkward dialogue as a way to enhance the storytelling, it should actually accomplish that. This is just clumsy and over-structured. And it seems to be a trend of his writing style across character emotions.

$20 says this has been explored in an Astro City comic.

Beats me. Don’t really see how that’s relevant to this, though. It’s not like Bruce was grey when he wasn’t angry.

We’ll see if they actually do commit to those changes.

I don’t think she’s Hulk angry, she’s just regular angry and is also a Hulk.

Yeah, that line was super awkwardly written. Also, “Where is he?” “I’m telling you: we arrested him. Put him on trial.” Like, what?

If I recall correctly, that was actually from a nightmare that Banner had. This one, hoever, which I referenced earlier, isn’t.

What, he mildly inconveniences himself to be polite?

Stuff that’s actually happened in canon tends to trump What ifs.

Yeah, it’s a really great take on the character. And then he ends up becoming ruler of Australia.

That’s because Banner didn’t have any powers anymore. Also, Hawkeye was using an arrow that Bruce had specifically designed to kill him if he did Hulk out.

It’s less tattoo shaming, more Suicide Squad shaming.

My favorite is in House of M, where AIM has been brainwashing Bruce while he sleeps. They activate the trigger word to knock him out, and he ends up Hulking when they try and hurt him. The Hulk’s response after, “Hulk never sleeps.”

I’m sorry, but the Fellowship of the Ring you ain’t.

Pretty sure lots of people have tried to defeat the Hulk while he’s Banner, and it hasn’t worked out well for them.

She probably takes it off to sleep and bathe.

How does him being described as “primary” imply one villain to you? If anything, it means there’s another villain who’s secondary.