A joke that was executed much better on How I Met Your Mother, stretched out to 5 minutes.

Wait, people aren’t doing anything to prevent cigarette deaths? That's news to me.

Although this may have been more appropriate.

(but they don’t really want a conversation, just a bunch of politically convenient laws that let them dictate the content of games).

My girlfriend wants to take my name, but that's because she hates her last name and likes mine.

But Marvel didn’t make those Spider-Man movies. And for that matter they didn’t make the Blade or Punisher movies, either.

But it’s about Woody rescuing Bo Peep.

Well that’s what you get when you’re a dirty communist.

I mean, Captain America: The Winter Soldier was pretty political. Granted, the government was absolved of all wrongdoings because they were infiltrated by pseudo-Nazis, but still.

Well, they have one. That’s enough. Shut it down, people.

Almost every single director that Marvel has hired has had little to no action film experience, so this complaint holds no water. In fact, the most action experienced director they had was Louis Leterrier, and that resulted in one of their most panned movies and their only financial flop.

She’s not just a documentary filmmaker, she’s done narratives as well, including Best Picture nominee Selma.

You make an insane person insane, they become sane. Double negatives, man.

It’s all about volume, man.

So they played with common sense?

Did he make fists with his toes?

Probably because it’s assigned to high schoolers to read, therefore that’s the end of its usefulness to him.

At least if it’s published posthumously, nobody is manipulating a helpless old woman.

Yes, that was the joke.

I mean, this basically comes down to an argument about death of the author. So if you don’t agree with that theory, you aren’t going to agree with this article.