If someone did this to you, I see no reason you shouldnt just go crazy-go-nuts back on them. Throw the jug, she-hulk force, at their junk— see how they like it. I think the whole 'its funny' thing as far as this bro is concerned is just the out-of-no-where painness(?) of it all? Here's the girl sitting here and…

My thoughts exactly. This isnt funny, its cruel. LOLZ I GAVE YOU A CONCUSSION WITH THIS JUG. I SO HILARIOUS. #INTERNETWIN

i'm with you. it took my best friend 3 years to work up the nerve to kiss me. we're celebrating our eight anniversary next month, and next summer we're getting married. i'm glad he took the chance, but we were terrified of losing our friendship.

What, you mean they didn't actually film this in space?!?!?!

YOU ARE THE RUINER OF THINGS, THING-RUINER

This comment (she is beautiful) is on every post that has to do with infidelity or childbirth. I find that interesting. Largely because her looks shouldn't matter. Un-gorgeous women don't deserve to be treated like this, either. Ditto for un-handsome men. Her gorgeousness has nothing to do with the fact that her…

This comment section is why we can't have nice things...

Yeah, I was shit on by girls in my teen years too. I was also shit on by guys, for the same reason. It doesn't give me (or you) the right to shit on anybody else now, especially since we're (presumably) adults.

If you go after someone for being a "fake geek" you're a jerk. You're as big a jerk as the archetypal football captain who bullies the chess club members. If people say they're a geek and don't meet your criteria, they're either trying to find acceptance or you're trying to exclude people who you don't find to be…

What about the video posted above made you think that this was a relevant image to post?

That is quite possibly the stupidest picture I have ever seen in my life

That Jar Jar guy always cracks me up! And isn't Chris Pine a great starship captain!?

Whatever works for you is dandy, but I do consider it bad sex if I don't have an orgasm. For me, it's like going to my own birthday party but never opening the presents or eating the cake and ice cream. Sure, it's still fun, but it feels like missing out on the best parts.

This is what I thought the tat was at first and briefly thought he was cool.

With regard to the Sudekeisex, I just have to say that whenever couples won't stop talking publicly about all the sex they are having all the time I automatically assume that they are either lying, or incredibly insecure about their relationship. Or both.

Gwyneth Paltrow closed her laptop and took a sip of her polar ice cap water, ethically sourced and double-filtered through activated charcoal. "Well played, Mr. West. Well played."

Have you had any of Kanye's hip-hop infused olive oil?

You're not even close to the only one thinking that.

I love this whole "He could have walked away and gone home" statement because that's exactly what Treyvon Martin WAS doing when Zimmerman started following him - Walking Home. Then, according to Zimmerman himself, Martin started RUNNING home. When you are walking away from someone and they keep following you, then you…

Shut up. Please. Just shut up. We are so tired of hearing that we cause our own demise all the damned time.