Whatever works for you is dandy, but I do consider it bad sex if I don't have an orgasm. For me, it's like going to my own birthday party but never opening the presents or eating the cake and ice cream. Sure, it's still fun, but it feels like missing out on the best parts.

This is what I thought the tat was at first and briefly thought he was cool.

With regard to the Sudekeisex, I just have to say that whenever couples won't stop talking publicly about all the sex they are having all the time I automatically assume that they are either lying, or incredibly insecure about their relationship. Or both.

Gwyneth Paltrow closed her laptop and took a sip of her polar ice cap water, ethically sourced and double-filtered through activated charcoal. "Well played, Mr. West. Well played."

Have you had any of Kanye's hip-hop infused olive oil?

You're not even close to the only one thinking that.

I love this whole "He could have walked away and gone home" statement because that's exactly what Treyvon Martin WAS doing when Zimmerman started following him - Walking Home. Then, according to Zimmerman himself, Martin started RUNNING home. When you are walking away from someone and they keep following you, then you…

Shut up. Please. Just shut up. We are so tired of hearing that we cause our own demise all the damned time.

I know that's what makes me ill. Time and time again, police say not to confront suspicious people yourself. Why George Zimmerman didn't listen, I don't know.

If Zimmerman truly feared for his life, he shouldn't have gotten out of the car.

[Criticism about your macaroni privilege.]

[Anecdote about a friend's shitty boyfriend.]

[Story about my own hair.]

Ugh. This was a great article, don't get me wrong. But I'm SO FUCKING BORED OF TALKING ABOUT BODY HAIR. As long as it's neat and clean, I JUST DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE DOES WITH IT. I really don't. I'm going to go and look at Ian Somerhalder gifs.

Islam, like any other patriarchal religion and society, espouses rape culture. Islam can thus justly be condemned by both feminists and atheists alike, but the fact that JCO singles it out is the problem here: its no different from any other organised religion or society.

Aaron Carter is looking for a Clementine to call his very own.

That's the bittersweet thing about being married a long time. He's so damn glad to see it he doesn't even notice the landscaping.

Women who have given birth vaginally know that this question is not as stupid as it sounds. 'Cause it sure FEELS like it's coming out of your butt towards the end.

This is sooooooo true. If anything, at this point the kid is going to need 8 years of therapy. He's going to be afraid to speak freely from now on. He's going to be afraid of authority figures.

"awesome shower sex" does not exist.