I saw it last night. It dragged at many points, but it was better than I expected.

That said, it was still very boring. The only character I found myself liking was the soldier chick. Yeah, didn't catch her name.

The bit about North Korea having a national tooth-pulling ordered made me laugh.

I also found the bit with…

I'm in MA too. I thank God that the a/c works at home, and we have central air at work. I only live 10 min walk from work so it's not so bad. But walking anywhere is a nightmare! Keeping fingers crossed we don't get a power outage!

Whatever works for you is dandy, but I do consider it bad sex if I don't have an orgasm. For me, it's like going to my own birthday party but never opening the presents or eating the cake and ice cream. Sure, it's still fun, but it feels like missing out on the best parts.

This is what I thought the tat was at first and briefly thought he was cool.

With regard to the Sudekeisex, I just have to say that whenever couples won't stop talking publicly about all the sex they are having all the time I automatically assume that they are either lying, or incredibly insecure about their relationship. Or both.

Gwyneth Paltrow closed her laptop and took a sip of her polar ice cap water, ethically sourced and double-filtered through activated charcoal. "Well played, Mr. West. Well played."

Have you had any of Kanye's hip-hop infused olive oil?

You're not even close to the only one thinking that.

I love this whole "He could have walked away and gone home" statement because that's exactly what Treyvon Martin WAS doing when Zimmerman started following him - Walking Home. Then, according to Zimmerman himself, Martin started RUNNING home. When you are walking away from someone and they keep following you, then you…

Shut up. Please. Just shut up. We are so tired of hearing that we cause our own demise all the damned time.

I know that's what makes me ill. Time and time again, police say not to confront suspicious people yourself. Why George Zimmerman didn't listen, I don't know.

If Zimmerman truly feared for his life, he shouldn't have gotten out of the car.

[Criticism about your macaroni privilege.]

[Anecdote about a friend's shitty boyfriend.]

[Story about my own hair.]

Ugh. This was a great article, don't get me wrong. But I'm SO FUCKING BORED OF TALKING ABOUT BODY HAIR. As long as it's neat and clean, I JUST DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE DOES WITH IT. I really don't. I'm going to go and look at Ian Somerhalder gifs.

Pretty sure women don't go to movies only to see the one representative of their sex awarded as a love-prize for a successful man-mission. Many women are just as tired of gratuitous romance as the next guy.

As Garbage Pail Kids, apparently. Perhaps it's Halloween in Eternia.

If you don't like the ending of a movie, just assume it's a Hofstadter Ending. For example, as far as my friend is concerned, Up is about 5 minutes long. The wife can't get pregnant, she gets old and dies, and Ed Asner is alone in his grief. The End. An existential masterpiece.

No, that's not Zod. That's Michael Shannon in Take Shelter. It's a brilliant movie right up until the very end. But because the rest of the movie is so good, I will still tell all of you to see it as soon as possible, if only because Michael Shannon is awesome in it and so it Jessica Chastain. I'd tell you how the…