Following his victory in court, the plaintiff walked proudly out of the courthouse. And thus the MacPherson strut was born.

here is your chance Toyota. Bring back the mid engined hoon van using the guts of the World Champion TS040. 1000HP Sienna, yes please!

It crashed so hard, the wheels bent into different wheels!

Meanwhile, at turn 4

Thundarr the Barbarian was a goddamn triumph of a cartoon. An exploded moon post-apocalyptic, Jack Kirby-esque, high adventure lightsaber-wielding barbarian and evil wizard living on an abandoned oil barge having triumph.

Now that I got my serious post out of the way....

I myself once bought what you could call one of the most reliable cars of all time, a 1993 Lexus ES300. It was built when Toyota (according to the internet, the most reliable car company in existence) was making its fattest cars. By that I mean the car was overbuilt in ways you just can't see. Three heavy, long bolts…

Who the hell pays cash for gas?

How would this not be the first thing you do? What are they going to do if they catch you? "Hey, uh, put the tarp down." "ok."

I know something it can't beat.

Pledge Awards:

It's time to commission the official Jalopnik Kickstarter page.

Yup, bone stock. It only came on the '99 VR4s.

Oh that is beautiful. I've always loved the 3000GT/Stealth and I didn't even know they sold the last-gen VR4 in the U.S. When you said "rare 3000GT," my mind immediately went to the Spyder. Remember those?

Came for Kit Cloudkicker, was not disappointed.