"How'd you get that medal grandpa?"

The guys on his floor will own him tonight. I was a Resident Director (fancy Higher Ed term for RA supervisor) for 4 years and this shit is the exact opposite of what we would tell the RAs to do. Also, by threatening them with the reminder, "I'm still going to be your RA for another month" means "bang on my door every…

They should make it take quarters, kinda like it has its own microtransactions.

My original plan for today's Saturday Morning Stream was to play Hatsune Miku: Project Diva F on my PlayStation 3. Then my PlayStation 3 killed itself. Titanfall it is!

They got nothing on Lightning Return's dog...

From the profile:

"[A] sort-of legend in Chicago"? More like a sort of god: the guy shits on the air.

Some of these buildings looks like something Godzilla stepped on or chewed and spat.

Nope, I didn't miss those years. You know why you never see the Bushes around the Republican party anymore? Because they're not racist. And they know that ever since Obama has gotten in office, the party has been taken over by hateful, bigoted racists. It's why I, and all the normal non-hateful, non racist Republicans…

Yeah that's if you even believe Julius Caesar and Ancient Rome existed. I'm an atheist so I'm a little suspect on your claims.

Gun Control Nuts want guns out of the public so they can control the public.

When the fuck has anyone ever really trusted politicians? They are the most corrupt people on earth and have been since ancient Greece and Rome. The Roman Senators stabbed Julius Caesar to death in the senate house for fuck sake.

But what do all those Cardinals fans wear during playoff games? Oh. You wouldn't know.

Because all minority men walk around with their pants sagging, wear baggy shorts and cutoff shirts, or track suits - amirite?

It isn't a gift, it's mutual cooperation: both companies sharing the tech with each other to make a product.

The Departed

...I did exactly this with my old power glove, cause I'm a monster. Plus the PowerGlove was hot bullshit for gameplay. Fuckin Captain Skyhawk...

What a load of bullshit. Everything he says about Facebook can be equally applied to Microsoft, or any other closed platform Minecraft has ever appeared on.

You know something he doesn't? He has worked with other companies, it might seem childish but when you work with a company is not just "Hey, can i use your product for this?" and it magically happens, you have to deal with contracts, lawyers and policies.

Umm it's a 2 billion dollar purchase by a publicly traded company, your positive attitude is adorable.