I am remembered...

Well that's kinda cool. At least we know where he'll be :]

Man, slowly all the authors who who were writing when I first joined are leaving. Actually I have no idea how many are still here since Kotaku doesn't tell us who their authors are on the side any more >_> Well, good bye and good luck Owen! We shall use you in photoshops for all time!

With an exit letter like this, I'd hire you. Hell, put this on your resume.

I don't know how to 'shop tears into a blue wheelbarrow.

Pardon me, but the infamous "It's a UNIX system" scene is actually depicting a real piece of software, that predates the movie. It was an experimental 3D filesystem visualization/navigation program called "fsn" (pronounced "fusion," short for "File System Navigator") that Silicon Graphics was developing for their INIX…

I don't think it's as simple as them knowing it was broken and releasing it anyway. They didn't adequately test it. I'm not saying this isn't their fault, it 100% is, test your product adequately before you release it...but it's also not nearly as cut and dry as "hey Frank, this shit's broken!" "So what they'll buy it…

I find it to be deeply interesting to see the culture that surrounds it. No I don't watch it for 6 hours at a stretch but I check in occasionally and it's a worthwhile thing to keep up on, like sports for some other people

The GG Allin name drop, only to be followed up by a Judas Priest "Turbo Lover" reference. This guy is great.

If a "Chef" asks if you're familiar with G.G. Allin, that's a red flag.

"should have been wary when he compared his work to GG Allin's."

Highly unlikely that you actually did that. Most likely you saw that ages-old craigslist ad for a tv with gay porn burned into the screen.

B for effort
D for originality
A+ for reminding me.

But it has no platinum in it...

Actually, the blame can be shared between the two.

Emulation isn't illegal. .-.

you don't need healing items when you've got Bird Jesus

It's Bird Jesus you dirty Dome worshiper!

Oh man... Jason, please bear with me here.

My father's name is Edgar. I loved him to death, and he actually passed away last year. He gave me something that I would never ever lose, and that was the courage to be myself. (This has a relevance to your article, so hear me out.)