@Hit Bull Win Steak: C'mon, man.

@Who's Cartwright?: That's really not what we're going for here, sport. #jimnantz

@AusKosh: Something about you not even trying to weave those threads into a cloth of humor. #jamboroo

@Clayton Vernon: That's absolutely hilarious.

@TT-Zop: Let's rethink some of these.

@MagicJohnsonsT-Cells: That's underwhelming.

@baldy_pm: Hi there, welcome to Deadspin. While visiting, please do your best to make jokes. Creative, smart and funny are what we're striving for.

@HockeyMountain: +1

@Mokon: That's... a disappointing comment.

@EminentSmithDomain: Good lord.

@This is my Star: /Seconds slow clap.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: +1

@Nickly: Hey, remember when South Park made a funny? Yeah, that was awesome.

@The Seaward (nee Tocchets Bookie): -5

@bearfan34: Speaking of things that are sad:

@Saved By Zero: As a metaphorical embodiment of something so played out and stale as to be Leno-esque, it was spectacular. As anything else, it pretty f'ing awful.

@SavetoFavorites: YOU RANG?

@SavetoFavorites: +1

@Urbania: +1

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Eh, watch it, man; certain editors de-approve accounts for similar.