Hey, let’s keep remaking already good movies instead of garbage that can easily be improved upon. What’s the worst that could happen?

No. Just NO. Don’t do a remake of Scrooged, do a retelling of a Christmas Carol. Add in the Rock and I’ll be interested.

Car2Go should have offered to give him a free ride credit and had him download the app and move the damn thing.

He looks like he’s got the chops to go to battle.

When employers attack workers’ and their families’ livelihoods, it is a form of violence.

One jack and two wheel dollies should make it easy to push this thing into the road, then leave it there. Problem solved. 

First born’s kneecaps.

First born or just go for the kneecaps?

Share Now, the driver and the property owner are all in the wrong here for various reasons. I propose we we gather them together in a hut and burn it down.

Unless law enforcement wishes to admit that these devices are actually about revenue generation and not safety...

There’s no reason to be upset given that the purpose of these various cameras and such is to improve public safety, so a phone warning should produce the same result. Unless law enforcement wishes to admit that these devices are actually about revenue generation and not safety...

I wish I would of read that before replying...

Man, it sure would be terrible if we had a president where you didn’t need to do any editing tricks to make sound like your demented racist grandpa.

The things that works on baby boomers are simple, because baby boomers are simple.

how the fuck does one expect to be sat right away at a restaurant on mother’s day?!

That sounds like a great plan, assuming you never intend to by hired by Hollywood again.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

You’re doing fathering gloriously.

Especially with a patently ridiculous, campy character like Mysterio.

My son came up with a theory that the person calling himself Mysterio from another universe is actually Loki from the split-off Endgame timeline with the tesseract he stole. He went on a long rant explaining how he reached this conclusion, and ... I really couldn’t refute it.