I'm not trying to be cute, I'm genuinely concerned, in every other case the conditions were clearly stated, in that case:

Any time someone uses the "you took me out of context!" Argument I think of the scene from a league of her own where Tom hanks tells the ump he looks like a penis with a hat on.

a neighbor of mine (southern Republican, severely hypocritical) had to take off her huckabee for president sticker because she said people drive worse around her.

wait, if I'm having sex and she withdraws consent, did I rape her retroactively or is it only rape if I don't stop?

Fines always escalate if the behavior is repeated in the NFL. If you're too stupid to stop doing it the first time, maybe another 30 grand will help. It never does, but a fool and his money are easily parted.

May I chime in and say: Fuck the Seahawks fans pushing a petition claiming that the NFL and media are bullying this overgrown child?

If he went out and got a real live diagnosis, maybe they would. But he hasn't.

178 attempts? such patience

Seems like several people did here too...

but did they investigate the colts balls also?

Didn't watch, but those pictures remind me of Sons of Anarchy...Not the cool motorbike club stuff, just the fact that half the guys in the club look like they're in their late 50s...and Kevin Nash looks vaguely like Ron Perlman in a few of those pictures.

According to Russell Wilson, god gave the Packers 4 picks.

The more I play a single game, the more I realize that it won't last that long and I'll be very lonely soon. Plus, if it's an MMORPG I know I'll be paying for a hundred games if I want to stay relevant in the game.

a little late to this post, but is hostgator related to the gator spyware company from the 2000s? The gator mascot looks very familiar, it's triggering flashbacks of spending days removing the software from relatives computers. On the plus side I made a lot of money it from other peoples computers..

You're a mistake

the vacating of wins is probably the most asinine and pointless form of punishment I've ever heard of.

I didn't know what I would expect from Virginia, I was pleasantly surprised that Delicious Peruvian Chicken was up there...Mmm Crisp 'n Juicy

the advantage signal in football is the flag. That's all you need since the play ends when the play ends, even during a turnover the play continues if there's a penalty.

THAT's the problem with the Refs in the NFL!

Even more terrifying is the that they slept dangling from the wall.