ExponentialGrape
Exponential Grape
ExponentialGrape

"I just hope this is an investment property that he's gonna flip"

the perils of being Kleenex (in reference to the letter from zamboni)

Being that this is deadspin my first thought was that it's a joke, however the rest of the post was difficult to read ironically unless it's some long con that I've fallen into.

You mean FDR's famous line

More importantly, why are we listening now?

At least it turned out better than those people who get killed taking illegal pictures on train tracks or the people that try to take pictures near a raging river only to have the dress pull them under.

"As a police officer, he knows the bounds and what the boundaries are and what the laws are,"

This should be easy enough for him, just say you thought she was reaching for a gun. Also maybe add that in the lack of light you thought she was a Demonic Hulk beast.

It's why your pets need rabies boosters and it's recommended that you get TDaP (tetanus, diptheria and pertussus) boosters every ten years.

Why be quiet about it?

I'd like to consider myself a "good white person" but this is the only time you'll see me call attention to this fact — The fact that I think of myself that way...whether or not I'm a "good white person" is a subjective call for someone else to make.

Gotta be able to challenge penalties. These things are game changers that need to be reviewable.

I have been in court several times for traffic related issues. If you got a reckless and it's your first time in court and you don't have a lawyer they'll almost always give you a continuance on the spot, if you were going over 100 they will practically force you to get a lawyer (at least in NoVA).

the two aren't mutually exclusive... And that's also not why the NFL is a bad guy here. They lie cheat and steal to get leverage over their own players so they can get their desired outcomes.

it's hard to care about what people think of how you perform your job when you make money hand over fist regardless of what you do.

Impressive strawman. Keep on rowing, brother.

on a related note, how many people around the country hope the skins end up with Winston?

He was only a drain on society because of the police. On all accounts he was a credit to his community, keeping the youth in line and helping his neighbors.

He was only a drain on society because of the police. On all accounts he was a credit to his community, keeping the youth in line and helping his neighbors.

He was only a drain on society because of the police. On all accounts he was a credit to his community, keeping the youth in line and helping his neighbors.