So you're fat shaming them too?

as much as I'd like to believe their conclusions I'd like to see the numbers if they have a winning record at some point this season...or if RG3 has some amazing 300 yard game with 3 touchdowns and 1 on the ground.

"Que coño tu mira?"

he should really consider doing some squat thrusts on the way to coney island

If they don't have them already, they should have 12 step programs for fans.

It's been kept warmish under the heat lamps for a few hours, don't forget. It's like warm bacon bread with sugar added. All of the fat and carbs with none of the conscience soothing protein.

Yay! a few more years to pay off my life-debt!

"We used wheat bread on the bottom of the bacon to soak up the grease. When the bacon was gone, she ate the bacon grease-soaked bread with some syrup and whipped cream."

"affirmed to each other verbally OR PHYSICALLY that they wanted to have sex with one another"

So you're assuming that a man and a woman showering together the man would be compelled to stare at the woman? What if the woman is looking at the man? What if neither of them are *gasp* objectively attractive or attracted to each other?

Maybe, just MAYBE, the point is she should be fired anyway for organizing a hazing event. Losing control of it because she wasn't present for it is just icing on the cake.

FedEx field is a piece of crap stadium 200 miles away from everything and it still manages to have 0 parking. I went to a MNF home game a few years ago. It took an hour to drive .5 mile to get into the stadium. Even with a parking pass you're parking on gravel with no spaces marked out.

The violence isn't necessarily the issue and she took great care to contrast the cases where men were treated violently. The issue is how the violence is portrayed and why it's done like that.

"apparent double standard, wherein high-profile draftees like Johnny Manziel—white, rich, and straight—are celebrated for racking up endorsements and Instagramming themselves holding fistfuls of cash"

A Chrysalis sequel would be amazing.

I guess that explains the poor start

Some people perform better high. I used to lift with a guy that could put up 30% more weight when he was high. We made a game out of it. He wouldn't say anything and I'd have to guess if he was high...granted most of the time his behavior without weights gave it away, but it was still pretty remarkable.

Makes sense, right? But what's the connection there? Are you saying teens are suddenly not having sex? That's clearly not the case. When Bush was governor of Texas they outlawed teaching about safe sex and birth control saying that abstinence was the only way. Teen pregnancy rates skyrocketed during that time.

Does the CDC report only track legal abortions? Not sure how it could track illegal ones, but don't studies show that if you're going to get an abortion, you're going to get an abortion, legal or not?

I disagree. Wilson still has a tremendous advantage. He'll have Cop lawyers backing him up along with all of his cop friends. He doesn't need their $140k because nothing will happen to him, and if it does, he will definitely deserve it.