I cannot get past the fly being down. I am dying right now.

This is my favorite very amusing JacobAWohl story (seriously, “JA Wohl”? are his parents just trolling us?):

But enough about trivial details about people without any real authority.

It’s not a serious problem. The serious problem is now doctors are afraid to prescribe patients suffering from chronic pain the medication they need because a few white people died.

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

Please shut the fuck asshole.

Why does Starfire look like a high-priced 70's hooker?

Manafort forfeited around $46 million. That should more than cover the Russia investigation which means Mueller is actually making us money while serving justice :)

that was glorious and my night has been improved for having seen it

I’mnot saying I disagree with you, but don’t you have anything better to do? You must have posted 150 replies already.

You’re good people. I’d buy you a beer if I could.

Sadly, Gov. Scott probably has the benefit of sovereign immunity.

This was probably his insurance company forcing him to sue for damages so they don’t have to pay. Its common practice for insurance companies to get their clients to attempt to pay in any way besides insurance. That’s why the hotel the las vegas shooter sued all the vitims, because they were afraid of those peoples…

No security < Something in place, even if it fails

From what I read, there weren’t even any rent-a-cops there.

Or, you know, just shoots through or around the metal detector, because bullets tend to be able to traverse long distances.

Add to that, malls are already having problems staying open across the country. You think any of them are going to shell out for metal detectors and armed guards at every entrance? Especially…

Training Saudi pilots in the U.S.? 

Hold on. Black woman here, that discount bin Party City wig they threw on the lovely actress playing Starfire was a sin. I’m not ignoring that a lot of the complaints were from racist/sexist manbabies crying hysterically about the “authenticity” of a fictional alien. But some of the complaints were valid criticism of…

Also, like, he’s a fox. That man is welcome in my Seat of Government at any time.