To be fair, the world of wizards is a legitimately tiny community compared to the rest of our planet alone (numbering in the thousands, not even a whole single million, if I understand it correctly); it doesn’t really bear any similarities to the way the Star Wars universe has literally trillions of individuals across…

The Star Wars galaxy is huge, and yet it seems every major shakeup in its galactic structure over fifty years or so involves a Skywalker or someone directly related to a Skywalker. That’s the kind of political incest that might make sense for a nation in the hundreds of millions of people, but makes very little sense…

The Star Wars Galaxy is very, very, very small.

Was in the middle of moving from Irvine to Lake Forest when the news came down that Mimi Walters lost. Drinks and celebrations were had. New place is in walking distance to all-you-can-eat sushi.

And here we have someone who just learned for the first time that every great symphony has passages that were built upon by other symphonies.

MIMI WALTERS LOST BOIIIIIIISSSSS

I mean, it’s not really that complicated of a concept. Whitaker is a failed political candidate, who has expressed extremely explicit anti-Mueller sentiments, who became Sessions’ chief of staff and has now been promoted over the deputy AG to the position of AG. The only missing bit of information there is ‘Trump told…

Needs new gameplay modes, straight up. New, innovative, not just payloador king of hte hill variations but whole new gameplay experiences with the characters.

So... because I didn’t feel strongly enough about a 10 year old movie’s story to commit all of the character names or any memorable scenes to my memory, there is something deficient with *me*? Despite the fact that there are plenty of other movies and books just as old or older, that I have not touched for about as…

That was a weird backhanded insult that really makes no sense. I can remember the story beats of good books, of many, many movies, of a whole smorgasbord of good TV series, but I cannot remember much of Avatar’s other than its overarching plot. Nothing of it stuck. Other than ‘unobtanium,’ I guess.

If that happens, it will go exactly the way they want, though. His base would love nothing more than to have a scenario play out in which a caravan of screaming brown people get mowed down by glorious American-made fully automatic weaponry at the border.

Star Wars was a retread of a well-worn story and the Hero’s Journey, but I can vividly remember every story beat because it was made in a compelling and excellent fashion.

This is flat earth level of conspiracy, too wacky and too stupid for even most diehard conservatives to sneeze at it. Only the most desperate of QAnoners are latching onto it.

He’s like Trump, if Trump had failed to actually fool investors in his initial decades. The kind of dumbfuck that lies not because he’s trying to hide something, but because he believes if he lies passionately and ferociously enough, then it will become true.

Everybody should read this so they understand what an incredible specimen of homo sapien this dude is

Yes.

One of my best friends, the poor girl, is stuck in WV. Please don’t do this to her, I love her dearly.

I realize my phrasing was pretty convoluted.

Even when put over the cringe-worthy veneer of suit-approved, vanilla as hell gaming like CoD Blops, faux David Attenborough will never not be funny, honestly.

The man is a grandstanding son of a bitch, but god damn if I’m not rooting for him anyways. If you’re gonna grandstand, best do it for good reasons and call attention to the things that matter, so bravo to him anyways!