My expectations will never match the circus that is our reality. I’m not going to bother.

We have all fallen prey to the old curse:

I was listening to a CA GOP representative talking today about how whomever he appoints to the FBI has to be beyond reproach, that he could appoint a literal Christian Saint at this point and they’d still come under scrutiny. I was actually nodding my head, agreeing with this GOP guy, and I was like ‘yeah, he gets…

Oh yeah for sure. Let alone talking about how TiVo is such an amazing invention he’s in awe of.

For the record, none of the sub-$100 items in that list are actually TVs. They’re things like replacement parts and TV covers.

Choke nothing, he slammed her through a wall! O’reilly went full fucking Hulk!

Is that REAL? Is that not shopped?

Much like reviewers currently struggling with Bethesda’s review policy, Nsfwjonathan blazed through this article as fast as conceivably possible in order to deliver an ill-advised and nonsensical take that didn’t actually reflect the contents of what was written.

Honestly, most gun shop owners are pretty chill. They don’t want to know anything about you except ‘you are interested in owning a firearm.’ Many will be perfectly happy to teach you gun safety as well, and will not have any interest in discussing politics while doing it, thank goodness.

You must get really angry about all of that Gatorade that gets dumped in the NFL/NHL/NBA.

His head is escaping! It’s trying to make a break for it!

I feel like there’s gotta be a better term for a purely consumerist mindset and outlook on human existence than ‘neoliberalism.’ I know it’s meant to refer to this abstract focus on a harmful overemphasis on ‘liberty,’ but you ask anybody on the street what they think ‘neoliberalism’ is related to, and they’ll…

I will become President of Space.

I think calling solo play, duo play and squad play ‘different formats’ and then literally insulting me for not understanding your obtuse terminology is stupid.

Oh with luck, absolutely. With luck. On the other hand, the first circle could send you halfway across the map, the second almost as far, and by then you’ve had to run two kilometers through open space because you couldn’t nab a quick car.

I know exactly what you mean. I’ve NEVER been really heavily into a more ‘hardcore’-ish kind of multiplayer shooter, but playing this with a friend, creeping along, calling out targets, shouting ‘contact NE 330 degrees!’ as the game gets down to its final closing circles is just so much fun.

Wait a second; ‘many wins in all game formats’? There is only one game format, unless you’re talking about custom games.

I’ve been playing it for the past two weeks solid, man. Unless you somehow manage to place yourself into the dead center of the FINAL circle (which you can’t know until that circle appears on the map, since it isn’t just at the center of the previous circle), then there is simply no way you could possibly just camp in…

I don’t really understand what you mean then. One can’t win a game by just laying in the grass, since the circle forces you out of safety no matter what, eventually. Those last moments are crucial, and the final few are all in the same boat, for the most part.

Well, considering the original Starcraft is free, and has a highly editable creation kit...